📜By Royal Decree

The Dagmawi Dispatch

Babi's news, minus the scroll fatigue.
Because you have a kingdom to run, and he has a keyboard to break.

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Gauge the day's volume with trumpet blasts. 1 blast? A quiet day. 5 blasts? Sound the alarms, he's composing a novel.

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Use /roast for affectionate jabs at how much he posts. Because someone has to hold the court jester accountable.

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Didn't read the summary? Hit /excuse and tell your friends a dragon ate your scrolls. We won't judge.